I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave

(Source: 24ribs, via parkavenueprincess)

one third of me: i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe
one third of me: fuck everyone i hate you all go kill yourselves